What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:49
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.
So they tried
share office space ...
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Still no good
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How is ice climbing a different or similar experience from rock climbing?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.